pissweak haunts

hambo, that rail has been sessioned by aussie and over seas crew for about five years now, not a bad rail if you are into that.

Stick box hill up your arse tonight , cabramatta just made my nipples harder than chinese maths questions , LIGHT IT UP FUDGE PACKERS!!!

what you are looking at here is a pavement crack, which I like to call ‘the Crack of Love’.

the locals like the crack to pop ollies over, and others take the risk and danger in riding through it. but the rough terrain can slow you down on this one, so take caution and dont lock up!

That is soooo gnarly…look what’s stuck in the middle… it bites off ya kinpins!
Council better put a shark cage around that one!

Thats rad crack! Good crack goes a long way and its crack like that keeps us keeping on, great find , gets my vote for wednesday night !

what you are looking at here is a pavement crack, which I like to call ‘the Crack of Love’.

the locals like the crack to pop ollies over, and others take the risk and danger in riding through it. but the rough terrain can slow you down on this one, so take caution and dont lock up!

That second last post made me laugh so much I think I’ve popped another crack in my busted up RIB!

That is soooo gnarly…look what’s stuck in the middle… it bites off ya kinpins!
Council better put a shark cage around that one!

Thats rad crack! Good crack goes a long way and its crack like that keeps us keeping on, great find , gets my vote for wednesday night !

That second last post made me laugh so much I think I’ve popped another crack in my busted up RIB!

I’ve been keeping one of my favourite pissweak haunts a secret but I can’t live with the guilt anymore. This is a specialised haunt and I have a setup that is dedicated entirely to riding this spot. Due to the tight nature of the space I use a short wheelbase deck with a very short nose.

This haunt is an easy place to grind. Due to the shifting of the soil and concrete you can get a grind simply by riding down the middle. Rad!! It was necessary to create small transitions with an angle grinder due to the tripping hazards presented to non skaters but now theres great little jumps to get air off and slash grind. Note the presence of both concrete and wooden ledges. The widening gaps between the slabs provide ample opportunity for stalling tricks such as the “headfirst dive into the roses”.

My local halfpipe…small granted …but the feeling of landing multiple kachunks on my banana board is highly recommended.

That’s revolutionary. You could do a frontside AND backside boardslide simultaneously.

I’ve been keeping one of my favourite pissweak haunts a secret but I can’t live with the guilt anymore. This is a specialised haunt and I have a setup that is dedicated entirely to riding this spot. Due to the tight nature of the space I use a short wheelbase deck with a very short nose.

This haunt is an easy place to grind. Due to the shifting of the soil and concrete you can get a grind simply by riding down the middle. Rad!! It was necessary to create small transitions with an angle grinder due to the tripping hazards presented to non skaters but now theres great little jumps to get air off and slash grind. Note the presence of both concrete and wooden ledges. The widening gaps between the slabs provide ample opportunity for stalling tricks such as the “headfirst dive into the roses”.

My local halfpipe…small granted …but the feeling of landing multiple kachunks on my banana board is highly recommended.

That’s revolutionary. You could do a frontside AND backside boardslide simultaneously.

Braden that is the funniest thing I have seen for a while.

Braden that is the funniest thing I have seen for a while.

pissweak haunt: The Emoticon Skatepark

pissweak:

1.its two dimensional
2.you have to be an emoticon to skate it
3.being limited to two dimensions the skatepark itself does not even exist
in a realm affected by space or time as we know it. all of your empirical
sensory knowledge rendered redundant before even dropping in.
4.its soooooo ‘toy story’ - the way they only skate it when were not online.
5.its shit

It’s Perfect!
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